The internet has been an efficient propaganda tool used by the
Finnish far right since the Nineties. Originally the extremely elaborate
methods of online propaganda known as trolling and spamming were
developed by a highly efficient genius known as Seppo Lehto. Seppo Lehto
was a workaholic and a genius.
He managed to
fill the Finnish language internet with extremist propaganda about
taking back Karelia from Russia all by himself. Alone.
Every
mailing list was full of propaganda written by Seppo Lehto. Each
discussion forum was full of propaganda written by Seppo Lehto.
Blogs
provided the great technological innovation that Seppo Lehto needed in
order to complete the technological set of tools he needed for total
control of the Internet. Soon the Finnish-speaking Internet was full of
propaganda blogs written by Seppo Lehto.
First
there was Seppo, but then he wasn't alone any more. The second far right
pioneer in the Finnish language internet was Klaus von Grewendorp, who
certainly seemed Finnish, but apparently had taken the role of a German
noble for some arcane trolling purpose. In the beginning Seppo Lehto and
Klaus von Grewendorp were brothers in arms and struggled together for
the liberation of Karelia.
Seppo Lehto and
Klaus von Grewendorp soon found that they had irreconcilable ideological
differences. Nobody knows what caused the first Total War between two
giants of Finnish Internet Nazi. Seppo Lehto and Klaus von Grewendorp
were soon locked in a flame war that could only end in total destruction
of one of the parties. There would be no surrender.
Now
the Finnish internet was full of extremely efficient propaganda
bullets that Seppo Lehto and Klaus von Grewendorp were shooting at each
other. Many innocent recipients of extremely effective propaganda became
casualties.
While the giants were engaged in
their epic struggle, a new but determined and gifted internet nazi
organization arrived in the field. It was called Suomen Sisu, an
organization of exactly 20 young and enthusiastic Finnish internet
nazis.
But in the beginning all they had was a
discussion board that as mercilessly provocative national socialism as
possible, but still a mere pale imitation of the truly epic floods of
spam that the giants were shooting at each other.
In
the early stage the only user of the Suomen Sisu discussion board who
had epic powers was Esa Tabermann. The man had been ideologically
indoctrinated by Pekka Siitoin, the grand master of pre-internet Finnish
nazism. Esa Tabermann was able to write realistic descriptions of a
total holocaust for the great pleasure of the other Suomen Sisu members.
His
fantasies of concentration camps and mass executions became one of the
elements that made Suomen Sisu the efficient merciless nazi cyberwar
machine it is today. Esa Tabermann called the fantasy a Great Dream. He
forged the iron spine that made the organization what it is today.
There
were other early members who brought their great gifts to the
movements, such as Riku Hautala, who had graduated with a degree of a
doctor specializing in Nazi medicine even before he was in high school.
Riku Hautala was always happy to help his national socialist brothers in
arms with suitable medications and battlefield amputations.
And
the movement had a magically gifted web designer Skywolf, who was able
to channel the spirits of the brave warriors who had fallen in the
Battle of Stalingrad to the web pages of the movement, therefore giving
the site invulnerability to hacking attempts by communists.
The
goal of Suomen Sisu was to become the ultimate power in the universe,
but how could this goal be reached? This would require a different kind
of genius. That genius would change the tide of history in a few years.
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